32 Life observations….
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
4) You’re never quite sure whether it’s ok to eat green crisps.5) Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits into a calculator.
6) Reading when you’re drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
9) Everyone who has just read no.5 has just typed it into a calculator.
